MyDD :: Anti-Obama hatchet diary talking point round-up

Anti-Obama hatchet diary talking point round-up

by Dracomicron, Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:11:41 PM EST

So I was asked to collect the hatchet job summaries I made today.

No, I don't appreciate hatchet jobs. The reason I'm posting this is so that people realize just how many times we've seen the same attacks over and over.

Without further ado:

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Obama is sure a fancy talker: Check
Obama lives in a fantasy world: Check
Student loans and now-dead mother previously being denied coverage doesn't make you not elite: Check
Obama superdelegate (John Kerry) sucks: Check
Obama has a large and leet... vocabulary: Check
Obama totally microtargets constituencies with his broad-based appeal and non-differing message: Check
McCain had a good point: Check
Typical: Check
Loud religion makes me uncomfortable: Check
Clinton knows where the phone in the White House is: Check
We should all support the president's war to support the troops: Check (er, wait a minute...)
Black Democrats "smeared Clintons as racist": Check
Senator Clinton is a victim: Check
Obama is a demogogue or a minstrel: Check
Obama campaigns negatively: Check
Obama not really against the war: Check
Reverend Wright hates America: Check
Obama & supporters projecting what they do onto Clinton & her supporters: Check
Obama tells the truth about disaffected rural voters on sociological terms: Check
Obama (heart) Reagan 4EVA!: Check
Obama does exactly what all politicians do: Check
I'm not bitter!: Check
Obama is George W. Bush in blackface: Check
I love Hillary Clinton and she'll totally win: Check
Obama is a Republican: Check
Obama's wants you to die from cancer: Check
Obama supporters are mindless drones: Check
Obama supporters are pathological liars: Check
Obama's infiltration of manufacturing unions has reached Orwellian proportions: Check

If you see anything twice, it's because it's a classic. I'll add more, or perhaps add new diaries as necessary.

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Some of the ones today were doozies (2.00 / 2)

And some of the comments in otherwise positive diaries also qualify. I think the Andy Miller 'breaking news' and the closet Marxist ones were the best, though.

by upstate girl on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:16:38 PM EST

Re: Some of the ones today were doozies (2.00 / 2)

That Andy Miller diary was hilarious. It was like a parody of hatchet job diaries. I need to go back to school so that I can become an "Obama expert" by getting my Ph.D. in Obamaology.

by rfahey22 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:19:34 PM EST
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Re: Some of the ones today were doozies (2.00 / 1)

Uh, actually Andy Martin.

by rfahey22 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:20:15 PM EST
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Re: Some of the ones today were doozies (2.00 / 2)

D'oh - didn't want to go back and reference it again, but thanks for the correction. It might have been my mind involuntarily shutting it out.

by upstate girl on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:25:55 PM EST
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But Obama *is* Elite. (2.00 / 2)

See?

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:28:16 PM EST

Re: But Obama *is* Elite. (2.00 / 2)

Anyone?

HALO?

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:34:17 PM EST
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Re: But Obama *is* Elite. (2.00 / 2)

Haha I got it. Maybe Obama can release some ads portraying McCain as the Flood candidate.

When you get into bed with evil incarnate, it always takes the covers.

by thatpurplestuff on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:46:52 PM EST
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McCain certainly looks Flood-like... (2.00 / 1)

I wonder...if you hit him with a couple rounds, will the little skull-like Flood thingers pop out of him?

Because that would be kind of cool.

John McCain, John McCain

by Elsinora on Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 12:25:23 AM EST
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Re: But Obama *is* Elite. (2.00 / 2)

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by smoothmedia on Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 01:12:52 AM EST
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This diary has been diagnosed with (2.00 / 4)

R.E.C.C.E.D.

This is a bacterial disease that can spread very rapidly.

Here are some symptoms:

Being rational.
Being Fair.
A lack of right wing sources.
A lack of outright lies.
A lack of racist content.
A lack of sexist content.
A lack of attacking either candidate.
A lack of calling other posters personal insults like sexist, racist, stupid, a Kool-Ade drinker, a cultist, or anything a kin to that

To cure yourself of this disease please rid yourself of some of the symptoms.

This has been diagnosed by the Coalition of Annoyed Medical Students Chapter 9347.

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:30:35 PM EST

How could you forget (2.00 / 4)

- Rezko

Obama can't win the general, only the candidate he's defeating in the primary can
Rezko
Michelle Obama hates America
Rezko
Reverend Wright hates America
Rezko Rezko Rezko
Obama is a sexist swine
The only people voting for him are the young, the stupid, those awaiting a messiah and the easily duped
Bittergate will destroy him. So will Rezko and Wright and typical white people and elitism and women and workers and (please add as necessary)
He's a Muslim
He went to a madrassa
Free Republic totally has a good point occasionally. It's not rightwing to tell the truth about Obama using that and other sources
Oh, and Rezko.